Tumblr (3.0; @honeyorchard)http://www.honeyorchard.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7b9d898cab60d4e8fc99cc864da61df6/tumblr_mln0mrn3ac1qinrsfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/48587441845http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/48587441845Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:35:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/217ed0d7f286ea41985f6abbf3a8f00f/tumblr_mjatbeiQ301qinrsfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pretty fucking pumped for this biddy to arrive</p>http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/44788376176http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/44788376176Thu, 07 Mar 2013 11:18:48 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7a61084a29043b8af0c5caf359b5d86/tumblr_mj40o9FLpy1qinrsfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And it’s sold</p>http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/44499350158http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/44499350158Sun, 03 Mar 2013 19:14:33 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aa006714cd52e938251d8219d1934adc/tumblr_mhnj0erq0i1qinrsfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Carey Mulligan, a total babe</p>http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/42191908114http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/42191908114Sun, 03 Feb 2013 10:57:00 -0500<p>I like to pretend everyone I talk to on the internet is naked and let me tell you, it&#8217;s a lovely way to live</p>http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/41667490167http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/41667490167Sun, 27 Jan 2013 21:42:14 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8d6a7a68556fa350f77b531d33524046/tumblr_mhaltologk1qinrsfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In case you guys weren’t aware, that little girl from The Adam’s Family is a total babe now. </p>http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/41615335901http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/41615335901Sun, 27 Jan 2013 11:29:48 -0500<p>I just blended some bananas and strawberries and blueberries and ice and then put some vodka in it and oh my fucking god</p>http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/41585378243http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/41585378243Sun, 27 Jan 2013 00:21:00 -0500<p>I&#8217;ve turned in to such a cynical piece of shit.</p>http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/41285538107http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/41285538107Wed, 23 Jan 2013 12:11:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6381748c3648aced9ae55119b96e4cef/tumblr_mf3kk6glh21qmsa1mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/40651649700http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/40651649700Tue, 15 Jan 2013 21:52:30 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e19daccce4aa43db27820167db95fb9/tumblr_mg7hgmTowt1qdoxp5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/39905296892http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/39905296892Sun, 06 Jan 2013 23:45:56 -0500<p>I want to punch every person in the face who thinks stricter gun laws will accomplish anything, namely preventing insane fucks like him from being able to do something truly terrible. Removing firearms from the hands of the American people will only make it that much more enticing for criminals (who probably won&#8217;t give a shit about your silly gun control laws) to break and enter, or worse. Now I hate to be logical, but rather than wasting (the already wasted) federal government expenditure on unneeded national gun control, how about we use this money to increase security in schools (i.e. low budget schools like the one in Connecticut), be it through cameras and metal detectors, or even employing police/security guards to be on campus during school hours (which in turn creates more jobs for the American people).</p> <p>Because who&#8217;s to say that if a police officer had been stationed at Sandy Hook Elementary none of this would of happened.</p>http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/38395410023http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/38395410023Thu, 20 Dec 2012 13:24:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b6e66a8059f046676126adc238962c66/tumblr_mf8u7foZVt1qinrsfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Getting stoned with Johnny boy</p>http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/38245233847http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/38245233847Tue, 18 Dec 2012 15:28:25 -0500<p>My dad just said he&#8217;d pray for me during finals week, and I really just want to be like &#8220;you should really find better ways to spend your time.&#8221;</p>http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/37678960570http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/37678960570Mon, 10 Dec 2012 20:21:12 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc01u87cpG1rqb7vjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/37491640946http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/37491640946Sat, 08 Dec 2012 14:05:11 -0500<p>This kid&#8217;s over here telling me he&#8217;s a sex god because he took this girl&#8217;s virginity and now she&#8217;s a freak. Of course I was all &#8220;Dude go fuck yourself, just because you&#8217;re the first person to show someone a cheeseburger and then they fall in love with cheeseburgers doesn&#8217;t make you a cheeseburger god!&#8221; </p> <p>So ya, fucka youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!</p>http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/37412535782http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/37412535782Fri, 07 Dec 2012 12:58:00 -0500challenge that logic<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d08338bf350eb1bdbeed124a9e8712a1/tumblr_mendbwtsco1qinrsfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Tired face.</p>http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/37389735904http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/37389735904Fri, 07 Dec 2012 01:14:20 -0500<p>I think there&#8217;s a huge difference between people who can actually appreciate the flower and people who just wanna get retarded stoned day in, day out.</p>http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/37190479907http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/37190479907Tue, 04 Dec 2012 10:50:36 -0500<div class="post_content clearfix" id="post_content_37148657841"> <div class="post_text_wrapper"> <p>Also, Charles Darwin, what the fuck man. How are you gonna be such a boss in developing the theory of evolution but then be boning your first cousin at the same time??</p> <p>Like, c’mon man.</p> <p>You know better than that.</p> </div> </div>http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/37153111677http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/37153111677Mon, 03 Dec 2012 20:30:32 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mef6soNSb71qinrsfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Triple inverted.</p>http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/37053128062http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/37053128062Sun, 02 Dec 2012 15:12:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mef6ot62Rd1qinrsfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/37052941136http://www.honeyorchard.com/post/37052941136Sun, 02 Dec 2012 15:10:03 -0500